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Stupid Bouncers
I didn't get let into a club in Manhattan tonight because I was wearing flip flops. Sounds like the beginning of a Payless commercial doesn't it? I halfway expected the bouncer to zip off his suit and turn into Starr Jones. She would then offer me advice on affordable footwear. I'm going to take this as a hint that I need new shoes. Tomorrow I'm going to get my ass to a shoe store and buy an attractive pair of clubbin' shoes. Sorry for ruining Armando's birthday due to lack of proper shoe-age.
July 31 2005, 21:14:54 UTC 6 years ago